Somebody treat you like SHIT lately? Someone have a SHITTY attiude? Neighbors dog SHIT on your lawn? Receive SHITTY service from anyone? Does your local politician need to know he's doing a SHITTY job? Or maybe your boss always treats you like SHIT!
There are plenty of reasons you'd want to send someone a big, steaming bag of shit. We'll help you do the next best thing! We will send an artificial pile anonymously to whomever you like. It will arrive there in a brown paper bag with a card featuring one of several comments (sorry, no personal messages). The recipient will get the hint!
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